This a story about a seal named Shaquille.

First of all he had no relation to O'neal,

But still shaquille was the real deal.

Shaquille the seal had a great ordeal.

He kept hearing a little pig squeal.

He slid to the noise screaming "What's the big deal!"

To his surprise, it was an pig in an automobile.

The pig was so pink with such appeal,

however its nose was not ideal.

Anywho they went out for a meal...

TO BE CONTINUED. oh snappp